BitchesBeToungeTied.

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

(Source: stealmyghoul, via koryat)

brokenunderstars:

No one ever said babies weren’t cute. 

Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young babies)

(via koryat)

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via for-lack-of-an-ego)

Anonymous asked: Do you still think about him?


Answer:

n4ughty-y:

I don’t think about him at 2pm, but it’s when the light is no longer visible and the sun has sunken bellow the horizon and my thoughts are the only thing that is screaming and it’s his name that I remember that he’s still gone. I think about all the good, all the firsts we shared together, all the things we experienced together, the love we shared, I think about anything and everything that has to do with him. Then I think about the bad, how many times he ripped my heart out of my chest, how many times he literally made me sick because of the stress he caused me, all the stupid fights we had over nothing, all the hurt and the pain that he caused me and I caused him. Yes, I think about him everyday, you never get over your first real love but it’s okay now to be without him, I just have to remember that.

volar-e:

i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying 

(via hotboyproblems)

Hocus Pocus Drinking Game

poorthackerybinx:

Drink every time:

  • Winifred calls for her Book
  • Winifred says sisters
  • Anyone says virgin

(via racherrs15)

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